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<\/p>\n\u201cMom, my boyfriend invited me to go out.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy dear, he\u2019ll take you for a drink, then to a hotel, he\u2019ll caress you, take off your clothes, and he\u2019ll get on top of you to make love. If that happens, I\u2019ll DIE!\u201d The next day, the mom asks:<\/p>\n
\u201cHow was it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou were right, he took me to a hotel, caressed me, undressed me, and when he tried to get on top of me, I told him: \u2018NO CHANCE.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell done, my girl.\u201d<\/p>\n
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Four married men go fishing. After a while, each starts bragging:<\/p>\n
\u201cYou can\u2019t imagine what I had to do to come fishing! I promised my wife I\u2019d paint the whole house next weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe didn\u2019t let me come until I promised to replace all the tiles around the pool.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou guys are complaining about trivial things. I had to promise to renovate the kitchen, including changing all the kitchen appliances.<\/p>\n
And so they continued fishing until they realized the fourth man hadn\u2019t said anything.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, you, don\u2019t try to make us believe you didn\u2019t have to promise anything!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I set the alarm clock to ring at 3:00 AM, and when it rang, I approached my wife and whispered in her ear: \u2018Do we make love or do I go fishing?\u2019 And she replied: \u2018Dress well!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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