{"id":3255,"date":"2024-07-06T09:08:29","date_gmt":"2024-07-06T09:08:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/?p=3255"},"modified":"2024-07-06T09:08:29","modified_gmt":"2024-07-06T09:08:29","slug":"my-daughter-just","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/?p=3255","title":{"rendered":"My Daughter Just\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>\u00abDad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,\u00bb my daughter exclaimed as she entered the living room. Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3256 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/ezzuye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/449763932_418211177858547_5712279260715036007_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/449763932_418211177858547_5712279260715036007_n.jpg 512w, https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/449763932_418211177858547_5712279260715036007_n-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/div>\n<div>\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>After that, you can sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. 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