{"id":7528,"date":"2024-08-18T01:41:57","date_gmt":"2024-08-18T01:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/?p=7528"},"modified":"2024-08-18T01:41:57","modified_gmt":"2024-08-18T01:41:57","slug":"joke-of-the-day-at-the-hotel-with-my-mistress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/?p=7528","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day | At the hotel with my mistress:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-7529 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ezzuye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/455721088_892961639520044_8439241817546814907_n-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/455721088_892961639520044_8439241817546814907_n-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/455721088_892961639520044_8439241817546814907_n.jpg 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law\u2019s car parked.<\/p>\n<p>I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.<\/p>\n<p>I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.<\/p>\n<p>Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s wrong with you? You seem upset.<\/p>\n<p>How the hell wouldn\u2019t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7529\" src=\"http:\/\/ezzuye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/455721088_892961639520044_8439241817546814907_n-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/455721088_892961639520044_8439241817546814907_n-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/455721088_892961639520044_8439241817546814907_n.jpg 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Next joke<br \/>\nDad, I want to get married!<\/p>\n<p>First, apologize!<\/p>\n<p>But why??<\/p>\n<p>Just apologize!<\/p>\n<p>What for? What did I do?<\/p>\n<p>You need to apologize!<\/p>\n<p>But why???<\/p>\n<p>Apologize, I said!<\/p>\n<p>Please, just give me a reason!!!<\/p>\n<p>First, apologize.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, dad\u2026 I\u2019m sorry!<\/p>\n<p>Perfect, now you\u2019re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine. \u201cYesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7529,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Joke of the day | At the hotel with my mistress: - Home<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/ezzuye.com\/?p=7528\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Joke of the day | At the hotel with my mistress: - 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