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Dating has been a chore for me, especially since my 30s. So, when I felt lonely, I decided to give a dating app a try.<\/p>\n
I matched with Brad, who seemed to have everything together. His profile showed a charming smile and a sophisticated taste in food, with just a hint of arrogance that I found oddly attractive. I decided to take a chance.<\/p>\n
Brad suggested a fancy restaurant for our first date. Nervous but hopeful, I dressed up and headed out, thinking even if the date didn\u2019t go well, the food would be worth it.<\/p>\n
At the upscale restaurant, Brad appeared completely at ease, ordering extravagantly while I opted for a modest poke bowl. He barely paid attention to me, focusing more on the food. When the bill arrived, Brad excused himself to use the restroom but never returned.<\/p>\n
After waiting and texting him with no response, the waitress informed me that Brad had left without paying. I was left with the bill for his expensive meal. I paid and tipped generously, feeling a mix of anger and humor at the absurdity of the situation.<\/p>\n
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My friend Cleo suggested I contact Brad again for a bit of fun. So, I texted him as if nothing had happened: \u201cHey, I had a great time last night! We should do it again sometime!\u201d<\/p>\n
Brad quickly agreed, thinking he\u2019d gotten away with his stunt. I replied with a twist: \u201cHow about something special? I\u2019ll book you a car to a surprise location. My treat!\u201d<\/p>\n
He eagerly accepted. On the day of the \u201cdate,\u201d I arranged for a car to pick him up from his apartment and sent him a text: \u201cSurprise! Enjoy the circus!\u201d<\/p>\n
Brad\u2019s confusion and frustration were evident in his replies. \u201cWhat the heck? Why would you do this? Are you seriously not coming?\u201d<\/p>\n
I texted back, \u201cOh, didn\u2019t I mention? The circus is in town, Brad! Check it out; it\u2019s where you belong with your disappearing acts.\u201d<\/p>\n
Brad\u2019s final message was, \u201cVery funny. I\u2019m leaving. You owe me for this car. The driver\u2019s fee is ridiculous.\u201d<\/p>\n
I laughed and replied, \u201cYou want me to pay for driving you to the circus?\u201d<\/p>\n
He responded with, \u201cI\u2019m blocking you. You have problems, Savannah.\u201d<\/p>\n
I chuckled and continued enjoying my solo pamper session. Sometimes, finding a partner on a dating app can be quite an adventure.<\/p>\n
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