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Navigating online dating can be tricky, but my date with Denise took an unexpected turn that I\u2019ll never forget.<\/p>\n

We had been chatting for a couple of weeks and hit it off well enough that I asked Denise out. We chose an upscale restaurant downtown for our first date. I was excited, but my enthusiasm took a hit when Denise walked in with her mother, Claire.<\/p>\n

\u201cHi, Ronny! This is my mom, Claire!\u201d Denise introduced with a smile, as though this was completely normal.<\/p>\n

\u201cHi, nice to meet you,\u201d I replied, trying to mask my surprise. Claire\u2019s firm handshake and penetrating gaze made me feel like I was under a spotlight.<\/p>\n

Claire took control of the conversation immediately, grilling me with questions. \u201cWhere do your parents work?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy mom\u2019s a retired teacher, and my dad\u2019s a retired engineer,\u201d I said, feeling like I was in a job interview.<\/p>\n

Claire continued, \u201cDo you own your place or rent?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI rent a small house,\u201d I answered, increasingly uncomfortable.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s your profession? How much do you earn?\u201d Claire\u2019s questions were relentless.<\/p>\n

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I glanced at Denise, hoping for some support, but she just smiled and nodded. It became clear they were more interested in my financial status than in getting to know me.<\/p>\n

An idea sparked. If they wanted to play games, I\u2019d have some fun.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, absolutely. Let\u2019s get those lobsters,\u201d I said. \u201cI understand you\u2019re here to assess my suitability for Denise.\u201d<\/p>\n

Claire\u2019s eyes lit up. \u201cExactly. We\u2019re accustomed to a certain lifestyle.\u201d<\/p>\n

I decided to escalate. \u201cI earn millions every month from investments my dad made for me. Money is no object.\u201d<\/p>\n

Claire and Denise\u2019s eyes widened. I continued, \u201cI\u2019ll also buy you a home nearby. You\u2019ll need to help Denise with the kids, so it\u2019ll be important.\u201d<\/p>\n

Claire\u2019s enthusiasm soared. She began discussing her dream beach house and pool, while Denise talked about her ideal kitchen and walk-in closet.<\/p>\n

Then, I dropped the bombshell. \u201cYou\u2019ll need to meet my other wives first. They need to approve of you before we move forward.\u201d<\/p>\n

Claire\u2019s face froze, and Denise\u2019s jaw dropped. \u201cOther\u2026 wives?\u201d Claire stammered.<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, I have two other wives. I expect you\u2019ll have at least five children,\u201d I said, struggling to keep a straight face.<\/p>\n

Denise looked like she might faint. Claire\u2019s shock turned to anger. \u201cFive children? Are you joking?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, not at all,\u201d I said, trying to hide my amusement. \u201cIt\u2019s a full lifestyle.\u201d<\/p>\n

Denise\u2019s voice shook. \u201cWhy didn\u2019t you mention this before?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt didn\u2019t seem relevant,\u201d I said. \u201cBut with all this talk of the future, I thought it was important to be honest.\u201d<\/p>\n

Claire\u2019s indignation was clear. \u201cThis is outrageous!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI wasn\u2019t leading anyone on,\u201d I said, standing up. \u201cJust sharing my life. If you\u2019re interested, these are the details.\u201d<\/p>\n

When the bill arrived, Claire glared at me. \u201cYou\u2019re paying, right?\u201d<\/p>\n

I smiled. \u201cIn my culture, we value independence. I want to give you the chance to show yours.\u201d<\/p>\n

Their faces were a mix of anger and confusion. Denise grabbed her purse, and Claire\u2019s face turned red.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019ve got to be kidding!\u201d Denise exclaimed.<\/p>\n

\u201cNope,\u201d I said, placing some cash on the table. \u201cIt was nice meeting you.\u201d<\/p>\n

As I walked away, I heard them scrambling to gather their things. The night air felt refreshing, and I reflected on the bizarre but empowering experience.<\/p>\n

The date had been an unexpected challenge, but turning the tables on Claire and Denise was satisfying. Sometimes, giving entitled people a taste of their own medicine is the best way to handle them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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